Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty.

 

CARRIE BRADSHAW

“Never cry over spilt milk could’ve been worse. It could have been Whisky.” 

 

MAVERICK

“It is true that Whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.”

RONNIE CORBETT

“I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough Whisky for three, and enough women for four.

JOEL ROSENBERG

“While I can’t walk on water, I can certainly wobble on Whisky.”

 

ASHWIN SANGHI

Macallan

“I love to sing, and I love to drink Scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink Scotch.”

GEORGE BURNS

“Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.”

ANNE TAINTOR

“What I really love is my Scotch. It’s the power of positive drinking.”

LOU REED